I have no criminal background or record to speak of aside from a written warning I received from a Denton, TX cop when I got caught drinking my 1st beer the day before my 21st birthday (I was born a suspect). Therefore it is probably not my place to give FC Dallas defender and Beckham-hater Adrian Serioux advice on how to be a better thug.
But I'm going to anyway because clearly this man is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. If you plan on taking a shot at A MAJOR EUROPEAN SUPERSTAR it's best that YOU DO NOT say the following IN A MAJOR EUROPEAN NEWSPAPER:
"His salary and lifestyle has a lot of players thinking, 'We've dedicated our lives to the game and will have nothing to retire on.' He's great for MLS, but me and a few others are going after him."
From what I've picked up by watching the great TV & film bad guys of our time (Scarface, Destro, and many of the guys on C-SPAN) it's best not to advertise your criminal intent. It just makes it really hard to for you to say "I didn't do it" when you've already put it out there like so much 1980's Harlem crack. Something to think about before you start planning that hit on Mo Johnston for trading you without ever playing you. Twice.
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he may not be a millionaire, but 130k a year is a substantial amount of money.
be grateful.
serioux is a piece of sh*t. this kind of tackle is not acceptable in any league against any player. there should have been a heavier fine along with a few game suspension.
who are ya!!??!!
if you're making 130k a year, what the hell are you doing? whose advice are you listening to? shit! there is no excuse for living paycheck-to-paycheck when you make that kind of money...
...and he's a douche, generally.
agreed, Serioux is an imbecile (i.e. affected with moderate (and in his case, perhaps serious) mental retardation). 130k to play like a stinking pile of feces?
He should be the one on the receiving end of thug tackles.
Beckham aka Spice Boy is a washed up overhyped piece of shit. I hope serioux tackles him and snaps his leg in half. After Beckhams leg snaps off, Serioux should twist it off beckhams body, throw Beckhams dismembered leg into the Crowd, and yell " ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?!?" LMFAO @ all the Beckham Cock Suckers on this site.
Beckham aka Spice Boy is a washed up overhyped piece of shit. I hope serioux tackles him and snaps his leg in half. After Beckhams leg snaps off, Serioux should twist it off beckhams body, throw Beckhams dismembered leg into the Crowd, and yell " ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?!?" LMFAO @ all the Beckham Cock Suckers on this site.
anon 8:41 & 8:42 - well if Becks is washed up, how do you explain him getting called up for England again, and being the best on the pitch for them on Wed?? Go f- yourself dude. Oh sorry, you can't because you have no tool. Why else would you write this sniveling pile of garbage? Oh sorry Adrian, was that you. You suck and I will come after you when you come to town! Be afraid, very afraid!
Didn't he play for Millwall at one time? If not, he should. :)
denton cops suck!
Adrian Serioux bringing back old time hockey.
I wish he put a bounty on his head, that would've been better.
Wow, seriously, did Beckham pay all you fools to write this shi* about him. You people are weirder than any other people in the whole world. A player tackles another player in a game - bad tackle at that - but whatever - not every play in every game is perfect. Shi* happens and suck it up... i guess when your Beckham though - you must be a little girl and cry to mommy... you are an adult supposedly Beckham... grow up and take a hit like a man and walk away and let the officials in the game do their job. They will take the action needed to correct the wrong action by Serioux. Beckham is the biggest whisker ditch ever...oh..you dont know abot whisker ditches...then he is a:
furry patch of pubes on a skinny ugly girl - oh i mean his wife...LOL
Stop being Beckham lovers b/c he is in the news all the time. There are many other more talented players then him in the world. I would love for Beckham to stop acting like he's injured when he is not... maybe he should move all the way to hollywood and become a B-class actor or something. Becuase he is too wimpy for sports... Go Serioux - you made a bad tackle but at least you are not a little girl. Kick Beckham one for me too Adrian!
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