Adrian Serioux is Probably Not Good With Secrets
I have no criminal background or record to speak of aside from a written warning I received from a Denton, TX cop when I got caught drinking my 1st beer the day before my 21st birthday (I was born a suspect). Therefore it is probably not my place to give FC Dallas defender and Beckham-hater Adrian Serioux advice on how to be a better thug.
But I'm going to anyway because clearly this man is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. If you plan on taking a shot at A MAJOR EUROPEAN SUPERSTAR it's best that YOU DO NOT say the following IN A MAJOR EUROPEAN NEWSPAPER:
"His salary and lifestyle has a lot of players thinking, 'We've dedicated our lives to the game and will have nothing to retire on.' He's great for MLS, but me and a few others are going after him."
From what I've picked up by watching the great TV & film bad guys of our time (Scarface, Destro, and many of the guys on C-SPAN) it's best not to advertise your criminal intent. It just makes it really hard to for you to say "I didn't do it" when you've already put it out there like so much 1980's Harlem crack. Something to think about before you start planning that hit on Mo Johnston for trading you without ever playing you. Twice.